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Sitting Under A Tree

Apr 30, 2019

This week I spent heaps of money on shit because I'm rich now. That's right, you heard, Pappa got MONEY!! Pappa also got some fillins in his teef... okay I'll stop. I'm really in a very good mood though, maybe it's the walk up a hill I did this morning, or maybe it's because life is good baby shut up and DANCE!!

Apr 23, 2019

My life is a movie, bullriding and boobies... that's right, a movie. Spurs won on Thursday morning, Melbourne Comedy Festival is done, and I had an amazing meal at San Telmo last night to celebrate. I almost cried before my ribs came out thinking about how great chefs are. Very emotional. No crying on the pod...

Apr 16, 2019

Saturday night I broke my month of sobriety, then bombed in front of a full house for an hour, came home at 10:30pm all sad and lonely, and bought a bunch of watches off Instagram. Three, to be precise. It didn't make me feel any better, but by the same token, it didn't make me feel any worse! And now I have three...

Apr 9, 2019

Last week was tough, this festival is tough, but around Thursday I made peace with the fact that this year is going to be different to last year, and I've just started having fun with the shows. Last night I had to wear a beard and eyepatch for my mate's gameshow, and boy did I hate it. I ended up having fun eventually,...

Apr 2, 2019

I'm in a bad mood, I think I've been letting the stress of Comedy Festival get me down. I've been worrying about ticket sales, and whether people like me. That's pretty much all I talked about this week, that and the sorry state of my Spotify Discover Weekly Playlist, which was honestly pathetic.