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Sitting Under A Tree

Apr 16, 2019

Saturday night I broke my month of sobriety, then bombed in front of a full house for an hour, came home at 10:30pm all sad and lonely, and bought a bunch of watches off Instagram. Three, to be precise. It didn't make me feel any better, but by the same token, it didn't make me feel any worse! And now I have three...


Apr 9, 2019

Last week was tough, this festival is tough, but around Thursday I made peace with the fact that this year is going to be different to last year, and I've just started having fun with the shows. Last night I had to wear a beard and eyepatch for my mate's gameshow, and boy did I hate it. I ended up having fun eventually,...


Apr 2, 2019

I'm in a bad mood, I think I've been letting the stress of Comedy Festival get me down. I've been worrying about ticket sales, and whether people like me. That's pretty much all I talked about this week, that and the sorry state of my Spotify Discover Weekly Playlist, which was honestly pathetic.


Mar 26, 2019

After thirteen days of sobriety and meditation I'm really starting to remember why I hated that Headspace cunt and his dumb voice back in October. I went to ArtVo on Friday after seeing Instagram people posting photos about it, but quickly realised it wasn't meant for 20-somethings on dates, more kids with their parents...


Mar 18, 2019

I'm back on the sobriety tip, waking up early as fuck and feeling amazing, and so to counterbalance that positive feeling, I spent four hours yesterday on Instagram stalking influencers and inviting them to my Comedy Festival show. It was brutal. The comments. The chatter. The endless parade of photos, so much light, so...